she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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