have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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