his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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