Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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