my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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