I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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