ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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