Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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