dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
