Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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