Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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