That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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