i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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