Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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