just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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