how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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