I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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