I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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