why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
