She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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