break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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