I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
the raccoons are back...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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