ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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