I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's Friday. Sex?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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