a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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