I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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