I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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