Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
that is very illegal...i love you.
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