If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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