he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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