I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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