I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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