Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Pooping to opera.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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