You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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