You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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