why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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