Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We had to coat check the pizza.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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