I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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