She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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