We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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