remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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