Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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