Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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