It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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