Define "chronic" masturbator.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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