she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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