if i can run in heels then i can drive
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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