I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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