we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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