Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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