The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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