well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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