how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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