At least make sure they are 18
Why
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
