Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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