Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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