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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.

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(440): View more from Ohio

well look at the bright side

(440): View more from Ohio

maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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(416): View more from Ontario

we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance

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(906): View more from Michigan

I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you

(541): View more from Oregon

I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?

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