How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
