I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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