I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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