Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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