Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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